is sleeping with your Political Science professor Politically incorrect?
Was he helping you 'cram' for your final, or just giving an oral exam?
what the fuck. my fiance told me she called our wedding band last night and told them to perform "best i ever had" for our first dance
She's in Spain. I'm in Holland. World Cup Final is Sunday.
Dude, it's like the Romeo and Juliet of FIFA.
Just coat-checked 2 backpacks full of 40's...it was the bouncer's idea.
I WISH WE COULD PLAY THE DRINKING GAME TOGETHER AND THEN BANG FOR AMERICA.
The other day I was really high and I felt like my words were coming out of my mouth in flowers...I don't know.
If a handjob meant commitment I would literally touch zero dicks
I feel like it went downhill once I decided we should take $100 tequila shots.. oops lol
I slept naked with a towel wrapped around my waist in case I pissed the bed again
It was a tough decision either lay in bed or go to work and lay in the stockroom
You can either drink his whiskey or be a bitch. Doing both is just mean.
UVE SEEN MY TITS OKAY STOP CRYING
Threesomes are not as fun as you'd think. I left with a black eye and I'm not sure who's to blame.
I'm not going out, it's sweat pants and gallon vodka night at my place and I'm the only one on the guest list.
This is because you lost at fooseball isn't it?
Isn't it funny how we're still best friends after that incident with the old lady in the bathroom
You fucking bailed on me. But I love you still
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