you were so high you were expressing yourself in action figures
i cant wait for all this BS that is happening with Tiger to happen to Tebow
We can talk tomorrow when we're both alert. My mind is somewhere else right now.
Where's it at?
In your pants.
Hahaha alright after 5 shots I'm not allowed to touch glass or boys with girlfriends.
Second wind. Either that or my heart is about to explode. I'm hoping the first one.
I just want school to he over so we can build a big tent, do drugs inside it, and watch cartoons until the sun comes up.
That's all I've ever wanted.
If you put those two in a room together it'd be like a Taylor Swift fantasy and an Adele nightmare just licking faces
Watched an eagle swoop down and eat a rabbit on my walk back from your place, literally too high to handle this right now
wait did i hook up with someone in mcdonalds last night?
When someone's woman crush wednesday is an ultrasound of her unborn daughter...
I can't
I love getting kicked out of places. Its like winning a little league game
my brother has friends over and I can hear one of them screaming from the basement "BREATHE. FILL YOUR LUNGS. LIVE YOUR LIFE." and it sounds like he's doing some motivational speaking down there but that's actually just how he encourages ppl to take bong hits
I'm the girl holding the bag of goldfish
I have bruises all over my legs. Did I hit a car with my bike last night?
She's astronaut crazy. She will wear Depends and drive 12 hrs non-stop if you swipe right.
Challenge accepted
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