Umm I'm too high to move.
haha i took a picture of myself naked on her camera
She didnt have a camera...
She said so on her MySpace, so it's gotta be true.
yay, now i'm not the only homewrecker.
yeah but i stopped sleeping with him after i found out he was married.
his internet history is a lot of porn, how to make a hovercraft and side-effects of jacking off too much
Put your dick on his face to wake him up, dont worry its fine.
Just accidentally pinched my dick between two 50 pound dumbbells while doing shoulder shrugs. God hates me.
Im watching him eat cream cheese and hot dog buns.
i mad aa ber float. budweiser nd ice creem. it amzig.
He made me cum 7 times AND I nearly drowned him during that 69 in the back of a ford focus. Yeah I should get my gynocologist.
When did angry sex become our thing?
My New Years resolution is actually to be MORE petty
So my plane's delayed and some guy is talking to "sparkles" he just told her to never again sell drinks from her cleavage. This is why I don't go home
It was probably the night you were half naked and trying to blow everybody, guy or girl.
this is me we're talking about here. You're going to have to be more specific than that.
It's officially "let him eat me out in a sundress with no panties" season. Needless to say the first date was a success.
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