can a staight man not wear seersucker in this town?
would it be inappropriate to describe you with the phrase "bigass titties"?
We didn't go..parents came home with patron wanting to play drinking games --we asked no questions
Well, I fucked her. But the sex wasn't all that great. Morning sex never is
im pretty sure i just dented her unborn child.
I miss the days of selfishly blowing a load in the condom without her knowing and acting all like "we shouldn't do this" so she would get dressed and leave.
Someone took a picture of their balls on my phone last night. BEAUTIFUL PACKAGE. I will find this man.
Im otw to class. I was at the Library. Just past three girls with a bottle of tequila playing dizzy bat.
Purse pizza: the pizza you buy before the club, and you eat on the train home. I thought you knew me by now!
On one hand it was kinda weird his girlfriends stuff was at his apartment. On the other hand it was kinda nice because she had great shampoo
Yeah started playing at the wedding last night, when the line. "Ludacris fills cups like DD" he starts pointing at my tits right in front of his grandparents.
Being a slave to ur dick is exhausting.
I keeping finding meatballs in random places
My ex just brought my grandpa weed. Not sure how I feel about this.
He put your tit in his mouth. Professionalism is out the window after that.
okay valid
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