Is there a "Plan B" app for my iphone?
The only pictures he has from one of the biggest football weekends is an album titled "I miss my dog" filled with tons of pictures of his dog and him. This relationship must end.
who the fuck is that kid sitting with you...
I don't have any fucking idea. I woke up and he was there. I'm kinda creeped out.
just found my diary from when i was 14. i demand a drinking game of this.
I feel like my lungs want to punch me in the vagina.
is that even a sentence?
There's gotta be a happy medium between the guys who only want to sleep with me and the ones that respect me too much to try to sleep with me.
Strip beer pong in the front yard? Of course the cops showed up
Maybe your new years resolution should be not to fuck in Sears bathroom anymore.
We built a fire and had sex in the kiddie pool. Then he washed my hair
Strong work
I kinda wanna Instagram the giant vag stain on my sheets. That is something to be proud of. It's a Christmas miracle.
IF WE WERE REALLY BEST FRIENDS FOREVER YOU GUYS WOULD AGREE TO A WATCHING A PORNO PARTY
I remember saying to him "Fun fact! If you lie this way it's easier to deep throat!" I even judge me.
I may or may not have pissed on my floor last night
Welcome to 22
I'm bringing home frosties. I need to talk about butt stuff.
It's becoming clear to me that I am not sugar baby material. I don't think I could handle old balls long term.
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