I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
Please advise as to how precisely ashamed I should be if I just became sexually aroused by a Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince preview
Girl last night got so wet when I was going on down her it flooded up my nose. I nearly drown
I'm at my inlaws playing Scrabble. Go Fuck Yourself.
Only in college do people pre-game a meteor shower
I don't think I have ever puked up that much free breakfast in my life...thank god for Nickle Beers.
reaaaally cool. my cat ate my birth control.
I'm pretty sure blacking out is a coping mechanism.
Of the three people getting wasted at this dance competition, im two of them
Hopefully this dress says "let me rent your house" and not "let me suck your dick for money"
He thought you were kidding about me peeing on my ex...and then I was like "that was one time"
First poop in my apartment for the summer, officially settled in. :)
RAAAAAAAAWWWWRRRRRR
THATS ME HOWLING MY ENJOYMENT OF THE THINGS WE CAN DO WHILE GETTING DRUNK
i feel like if we ever had babies together they would just be drunk all the time
We just had a contest for who has less of a gag reflex...I am sad to admit that my mother won.
And then I woke you by humping you to Lionel Ritchie.
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