It doesn't matter if they shave you or not, you're still susceptible to the staph infection.
did you know they have Ed Hardy school supplies at Target? it's like folders and notebooks for little douchebags in training.
This is a mass text. Does anyone know where I am?
i just saw her new tattoo, how much more trashy can you get than having "taste the rainbow" on your body for the rest of your life?
he was terrible at kissing, so i just kept letting him motorboat me. he seemed very pleased with my choice
Hey man your outta milk
How the hell do you keep getting in my apartment?!
I briefly wondered why they weren't in school, but after the tinier one shouted "check out dem titties!" I had my answer
It's okay, I climbed on the roof of the bar to get my shoe back. This may become a Saturday tradition. I'll keep you updated
I'm drinking sangria out of a sand pail. I'll pass on tonight
it's 2:30 on a sunday and I just won a wine chugging contest. I'm never graduating.
He titled his birthday party on facebook, "BJ's in PJ's- an adult slumber party." I'm the only one invited.
As the night goes on these shots are getting so much easier. My liver jst needed a warmup lap.
Also when they left they could only find one sock between the two of them. Apparently we're like crazy sock ripping vixens when we bring guys home drunk
We proceeded to buy tattoos from the dollar store and interpretive dance to of monsters and men, it's safe to say he's my new fuck buddy
I threw a lamp at you?
Yes, yes you did.
Awesome
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