if you google earth my address you can see me getting out of my car. finally my moment of being famous
So i told my advisor i had to drop the class bc the prof said "supposably" and "irregardless" within the 1st 10 minutes of the 1st class; she agreed with me that dropping it was the best choice
tailgaiting my last final, a perfect sendoff.
I might have a beer. Just to keep this hangover on its toes.
I don't know why people felt they couldn't use the toilet with me passed out in the tub. I shut the curtain. It was like being in another room.
So I think his penis grew over the weekend. Is that possible or does absence make the dick grow longer?
Your brother came in a girls mouth for the first time last night... Ah the tales told whilst buying minors beer.
I considered my 2012 starting right when the cop followed the wrong car for the bottle rocket we shot at him
I stole something. Which direction out are you guys gonna go
It's okay. I've dumbed down my notes over the semester because I knew I wouldn't be up to understanding things come finals.
No you don't understand. This tree is really alive. Like in Pocahontas.
I mean, you got a giant dick. I've seen lawn gnomes that are smaller.
You know it was a weird night when you find curly fries in your purse the next morning...
How can you tell that you're blacked out ?
You can feel it in your nipples.
Why do I always have at least 8 men with whom I am conducting some sort of poorly planned love experiment?
Randomize
