there are singles shoved down my panties. this is the type of summer job i always wanted.
Tonight's Real World episode reinforced the well-known fact that men of any caliber can hook up with girls named "Crystal"
We can't have sex anymore. The amount of money I've spent on meds and copays for UTIs is getting ridiculous
my mom said i couldn't bring cigarettes cause it was a family trip, which was really irresponsible of her because now i have to walk around the beach drunk trying to find someone with cigarettes.
Just had a flashback of you announcing "your nipples aren't that big for the size of your boobs, I've seen them"
something isn't right. i offered to be his sex slave and he declined..
The one wearing a viking helmet and holding a bottle of Smirnoff. She's laying on the floor of the tube singing "cant find my way home" . You can't miss her..
I'm sad we weren't friends when I went through my "I like drugging my friends" phase
somehow this went from sexting to explaining my eating disorder.
You were so stoked after landing that flip that you dropped acid with three random guys without hesitation
I just woke up hand cuffed to the bar and shirtless, so yeah I think I need you to come get me.
He's a snuggler. Every time I attempt to make a move to find my bra he reigns me in. Needless to say i could be here a while.
finals do horrible things to a person. i haven't worn pants since friday
I cannot believe I accepted his penis into my body.
the voting booth dude cock blocked me or she woulda totally blown me in the voting booth.
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