I found somebody to have a 3 sum with
shutup! Who?!?
Hahaha April fools!
So I finally got the Patron washed off my boobs.
I may have just googled Muppet Treasure Island drinking game
It's a Lindsey's Going to Jail Theme party.
I just had to download an app to edit pictures on my new phone. The things I do for sexting...
I was batman and I saved her. Then we had sex on a rooftop.
My first sex dream, I blew myself. Yours definitely wins.
I just found like 5 packs of sparklers. If someone doesn't get set on fire tonight I am retiring from party hosting.
Not going to lie- I'm a little freaked out camping right now. This is one of those high activities you don't do by yourselves...or close to bears
Front seat of an Escalade in a limo-service parking lot. That is all.
She's trying to put on her dog muzzle on her self
New reason to drink: alcohol makes soda taste like goddamn gold.
SERIOUSLY WHY DOES EVERYONE INSIST THAT THEY NEED TO SEE MY BOOBS
Because there's a shortage of perfect breasts in this world. You should start charging for viewings.
I tried to light my cup as a bong. I'm done drinking
Apparently I offered the cop my Taco Bell.
Desperate times...
dude the dog literally grabbed the condom out of the trash can and threw it in the air i'm screaming
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