I thought I was at a rave until the paramedics started chasing me. You win again tequila.
It was all fun and games until Tim shit on the end table
names aren't important. just tell him all you want is a lil make out sesh and keep it moving.
i was concerned for your health after you took your "last shot" four times...
Some fat girl belted her graduation gown. That is not a good look for anyone.
I'm naked in the window of the hotel and I feel like I'm walking in slow motion like a robot
It's like the sisterhood of the traveling vaginas over here
There's a certain feeling that only comes from wearing pearls to hide hickeys
So wait. Let me get this straight lol... you... are are considering offering fetish services to "trample and own" someone for $80 in order to pay for someone to come organize ur shit? Pure genius.
Your life is one shit show away from being a lifetime movie.
Let's just say it was like a porno version of Aladdin....
I don't know how much expertise I could offer. My best advice is, "don't drown, for god's sake don't drown"
Little girl was fucking around on the train and completely ran her head into a pole. Totally burst out laughing as she cried. Her mom was not amused. I don't think I should be a Mom. EVER.
He was about to go in...and he fell off the bed. Ruined mood!
There is way too much butt cleavage here for a formal event.
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