Hooked up with my old baby sitter last night, so what do I do? As I was sucking her tits I decided it would be a good idea to say " goo goo gah gah"....it wasn't a good idea.
she went to type in rate my professors and rate my pussy came up in my recent searches. needless to say, i will likely be masturbating to the aforementioned site tonight.
i have more money on itunes than i do in my bank account... college.
Their wedding is on my 21st birthday. I fail to see a way that this could end poorly.
Kinda wish I banged him. I need the exercise.
"Guy Time" translaed into 10 shots apiece and me waking up covered in my own blood.
i'll just tell him I slept with them both because we needed to compare notes
My new roommate just announced that she got her period, popped a percoset, smoked a bowl, and started playing a video game. She says she's not moving till it's over. New hero?
So, when I got arrested, they fingerprinted me. I'm getting my nails done right now and I'm pretty sure he's filing off my prints. Worth the $30.
I just took the soggiest of beer shits and all i have to eat is shredded cheese and more beer. I need an adult.
And then we will celebrate by drinking and making fun of him. As per usual.
It's meant to be, Cynthia. You, him, and your developed breasts are meant for each other.
So I sniffed too hard this morning before work and I THINK THE COCAINE JUST STARTED ROUND 2.
She's got a shotglass necklace, running down the street asking people to "fill her up". Get here.
Eventually the conversation shifted (as it always does) to Sex toys.
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