dude i dont realllllly have to fuck her do i? its just a mess down there and i think im gonna cry
I'm going to an arts college, I live next to the frat houses, and my room number is 420. god has plans for me and I couldn't be happier.
yea i came on her face and told her to bring a snorkel next time
Remember when the only STD we had to worry about were hickies? Those were the days
She told me to stuff her like a turkey. She actually yelled happy thanksgiving.
her roommates boyfriend drunkenly walked in on us banging and said yeeeeaaaaaahhhh and tried to high five me
You're not supposed to support this behaviour, btw the judge recognized me
Ran out of plates, so I'm using my sociology notes. Looks like they will finally have a practical use.
he's a firefighter. like being a firefighter screams MY DICK IS HUGE SO I'M NOT AFRAID TO DIE IN THIS FIRE.
at any given day I am at least 60% invested in my work. today I am staggered around 3.5%
That moment when a stripper is the one that makes the two of you have to define the status of your relationship...
whenever i get involved w someone i'm gonna give you their number to testify to the fact that they should not fall in love with me
i black out too much to be "responsible"
last night you said that you wanted to hold my dick as you slept because it was like having a stuffed animal.
got cock blocked by the cops again. two of the cops were the same ones from that t bell incident and they recognized me... they still dont like me
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