benefit of terrorism--they won't let you buy random one way plane tickets to random parts of the country for no reason nonmatter how high you are.
Is a Chipotle burrito an acceptable "sorry I ran over your cat" gift?
Fucking freshmen need to learn how to puke in the bushes outside the dorm and not in the fucking elevator.
is it consensual if they're cheered on by a room filled with 30 people?
No no no. When you take one for the team, there are no stipulations or conditions
she's sitting in the bathroom of SA telling people to come in for a toilet ride
My fall semester strategy is to submit my papers with a nude selfie
You've got post-grad studies written all over you
but, alas, I am not the lady in the streets. I'm simply the freak in the sheets.
So, if you eat too many protein bars, you will shit your pants. This I learnt today..... at work.
I just dropped a condom on the floor at costco in front of my girlfriend and her husband. Today is not going to go well.
I know you're having some issues right now but can we focus on the gangbang?
I'm going to be such a slut in Europe I've already decided
Send me dick pics. We'll make a scrap book
You punched me in the face while blackout. 20 min later I told you I'd been punched in the face and you yelled 'by who, imma go kill 'em!'
Im pretty sure I didnt bang him becasue I woke up at 6am to him jerking off with a fleshlight right next to me in bed ... He made himself cum and was moaning my name ... MOST AKWARD EXPIERENCE OF MY LIFE
U wanna come over and watch talidaga nights. Ill make pancakes
What? It's 130 in the morning.
Aww come on i make bomb ass pancakes
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