I look like Roseanne just got in a bar fight with Rosie O'Donnell.
Well we can cross off dogs, dating sites, and real life as ways to help you meet a chick.
I walk of shamed back from his dorm in costume while his dad and brother were waiting outside to drive him home. his dad apologized to me. my life never gets old.
consequently i now know what mace tastes like
Does your throat ever get sore from being choked too hard or do u think I'm just getting sick??
They were going around the house breaking things and screaming "Not my house!"
A 40 year old man just put his hands on my thighs and said in these exact words "you're so beautiful and gorgeous and innocent. But life sucks and you'll probably turn into a whore."
The goal for tonight is vagina. In and around. Doesn't matter who. How. Or why.
I gave the bathroom attendant $5 last night for turning the sink on for me. What. The. Fuck.
I respect your roll as DD and there're am required to respect your vehicle
The whole bar erupted and in happiness and confusion as I went on about pancakes.
WHY DID YOU NOT OFFER TO LET HIM STAY
Dude, it's like you want him inside me more than i do
I just feel like if we dated, he'd just be crying the entire relationship
When I woke up today i said I will NOT sleep with her. This morning I did the walk of shame into work wearing the same clothes... How was your Monday?
He was gone when I woke up. But he left skid marks on my sheets and our unopened bottle of Titos is missing
New Rule: No more sleepovers with guys we met on Reddit
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