Successfully pulled the houdini tonight. Check that off my list.
do people in england often walk their sheep on leashes? or is this guy the exception to the rule?
like why cant he just admit that he still wants to fuck me even though im underage
I just febrezed the jizz on my pants and wore them again, gross or eco-friendly?
Eco-friendly.
Honestly, I don't care if the only reason she gave me her beer was because she was bisexual and wanted to touch my vagina. Beer is beer.
All I know is he mentioned whips, leather cuffs, and a riding crop. It's like Halloween, Christmas, and My birthday all in one. a 5 year old couldn't even possibly be this excited.
I don't even know what beauty is right now. I wouldn't even pity fuck me today.
I was cracked out naked on a toilet pretending I was posing for playboy.. Shit got weird, but apparently I had a good bday.
Well obviously when I get drunk my intelligence level surpasses yours and that's why you can't understand me.
Dammit now I'm pissed. Its like I am torn between two worlds. A world of girls, and a world of people punching other people in the head. Both are just so beautiful.
i was so high i thought the horse on my poster was running
This lady gave me four cups to go along with my gallon of daiquiri. Silly girl, all I need is a straw.
They had like literally all the dildos. It looked like a seance for dick. I left the apartment and haven't been back.
So Saturday night after 10 drinks I guess he tried to have sex with me and in the middle of it I asked "can you tell I'm faking it!?" and then I sat up and threw up in my hand. That's a sex Win in my books
Nana added me on facebook...i think i'll have to call her and warn her about my lifestyle before i confirm her as a friend.
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