My mom just got knocked over by a rollerblader. I'm trying not to laugh, bc my family looks pretty concerned
and yes i will spend 10 dollars on a vibrating toothbrush to masturbate but not a calculator for my test
If anyone ask I'm rushing for brotherhood, not so that this bartender will suck my dick
Let me stew on this while im plucking my nipple hairs and showering.
I guess the study abroad went badly, I gave him a joint and he just smoked it and cried all the way from the airport
I'm pretty sure I got a cavity today due to how many times I've puked hungover at work.
Felt like shit, jerked off, felt ten times better. Being a guy rules. It's like I got all the demons out in 5 minutes.
just won 200$ from the school for "liking" the anti-alcohol seminar. putting it to good use
how?
not even kidding, my fake id is arriving in 6-8 business days
She tried to beat him up using a half gallon of Bacardi, instead she got tangled in Kayla's hanging bra and broke a lamp. She can party with us anytime.
Is valentines day the worst or best day to ask for a threesome? I'm weighing some options on this high-risk manoeuvre.
He was super stoned and then he compared doing meth to having anal sex and told me to "ride that cowboy." The cowboy being my ex.
idk man, I was fucked up and eating fried rice at the grocery store, tried to wave at her but she just looked concerned at me.
I'm a grown ass woman, I need to get fucked
he's spending the night tonight. if i can walk straight tomorrow i'll be pissed.
I promise I won't bug you anymore, I just need the following things at your convenience but preferably soon: my earrings, cup, and panties. Thanks. Good talk.
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