wow, so sex, not that great its like masturbating with a warm towelette, like the kind you get at a japanese restaurant
Is it bad that I just used Smirnoff as mouthwash?
What's the point of having 3 fuck buddies when their periods all seem to sync up
i am pretty sure she ate my hamster last night. i am thinking this because she left me a note that says she ate my hamster and my hamster is no longer in its hamster cage.
was this before of after we tobbganned into that tree?
It's not meant to be. I also just shot a turkey baster of gin into Nate's eye, so....
I have no idea, but there's a bus parked in front of my house and like 6 texts saying im gonna prove my love. this is either really really awesome or really really bad.
So high I started thinking my desktop picture of a cat was too erotic for the workplace.
Sometimes I feel like I should become a beautician purely for my ability to shave pretty shapes into my pubic hair.
I'm 50% okay with that amount of body contact... plus/minus 7% based on where blood may flow.
he sent me the greatest dick pic I've ever received.
he actually took the time to cut a fingertip off of a glove then put it on his dick like a beanie. he called it hipster dick.
I went down on her on the dining room table. That should count for something.
For whatever reason, whenever she's drunk off Crown, all she wants to do is jerk me off with her feet.
...take a good look at your butthole.... then try matching it to any paint color on the Benjamin Moore color wheel....not gonna happen...
Has anyone heard from Jamie or has she actually just been having sex for 48 hours?
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