HOW IN THE HELL DID YOU BLOW A .24?????
We were watching I'm a celebrity get me out of here and taking shots every time heidi said HALLELUJAH, and started spraying her hair with that stupid dry shampoo shit....and we only watched the last half hour.
there are definitely too many half naked pictures of me out there for me to ever be famous.
i think the fact that he graduated high school the year i graduated elementary school is sexy.
Just got roadhead while going 95. I came for a mile and a half.
he was so nervous about his first time.. it was like michael j. fox trying to put on a condom...
I like how washing the beer bong is now a regular part of washing the dishes.
We are not in the same countries and I heard about your hook up last night BEFORE you.
Am I texting you while being used as a stripper pole by two half-naked women? hint: I am.
Just bought a 17 year old 40's while wearing a poncho. This behavior is acceptable until I'm 25.
Tonights drinking will be celebratory and victorious. Picture the end of The Mighty Ducks set to beer.
And for those of you keeping score at home this is the 7th time I've found Casey passed out head first in a bowl of chips at a party I didn't even know she was at
There is a dude in a thong with a Nerf axe having battles in the street. Welcome to Portland
if you fuck our toilet off the wall again, i'm going to be so mad.
No it was good. I serenaded the holding cell occupants with a fabulous rendition of Making Love out of Nothing at all. It was fucking amazing!
so you 69ed him in the parking lot of your apartment
yah I won't allow him in my apartment
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