My room smells like vodka and shame
How do I get over judging people who I would be exactly like if I had a boyfriend
Get a boyfriend
It's like the water temple from zelda. but with more tits.
the only bad part about drinking alone is that in the morning there's nobody who can tell you what you did
mom and dad are leaving for florida on 4/20, this is a sign
Some kid just walked into class with his schedlue written on a keystone box.
There's so much relief when you realize you wake up in your own bed
I should have taken pre-gaming this lunch date more seriously.
Are we still banned from the library?
I just peed in a flower pot on the veranda while crying and holding a drink
So the guy who is making our IDs is in jail now for attempted murder, with no bail...
So no fakes?
just peed in rthe mens room but seranaeded them with adelle the whole timee so they didnt mind
TSA literally pulled two bottles of whiskey out of my bag. Once he saw the leopard print socks and the mickey mouse tank, he put it back in my bag and said "Have a fun trip, man."
If it makes u feel any better my dick feels pretty tender dude
there is definitely a hickey on my left nipple.
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