Is it awkward that I've slept with every guy in this room?
Only if they know about it too.
There is something about drinking on a golf course and getting with younger women that just really makes me feel at home.
so just incase you wake up on the couch wondering how you got there--you came home at 7am, put ice in a cup--then you proceeded to put the cup in the microwave and melt it because you "wanted water". you then, fell down the stairs while saying "you don't know me" then crawled to the couch.
He told me they were just razor bumps!
dude i've broken up a marriage, I think I can handle a simple engagement.
I SWALLOWED her nuva ring. Please tell me how your night could have been worse.
i noticed he has a cardboard window on his car and he told me he locked his keys in his car and had to break in...this only makes him more appealing
Makin mac and cheese without you. Definitely seem to do this better inside you. Splashed boiling water on my cock
If you have a glass table... Put it up. I don't wanna hurt myself again, I just got my stitches out...
Wait does semen show up on blood tests?
I just want to be able to run around naked and eat grass with no judgments and have people feed me and expect me to sleep all the time.
I didnt finish. My brain kept playing the duck tales theme thru the entire blow job
Omg. I'm making you a chocolate and "herb" birthday cake and using joints for candles. I'm gunna need moms help with this!
So I can officially say that someone has licked whipped cream off my nipples. Go senior year
Our first time hooking up was on New Years and we've managed to hook up every holiday since, I'm hoping this lasts until 2016 just to fulfill my American Holiday sex fantasy I never knew I had
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