you can still come hang out if you want
I really don't feel like watching you play video games
The human being growing inside of her was a mistake. Lets just hope the boyfriend isn't.
Doing final review now. Then epic shit. Then going to take it. Should start it be 1030. Done by 2. Drunk by 3. Hammered by 4. Blacked out by 5. Streaking by 6. Jail sometime after that
I think they gave out some kind of ugly girl scholarship I don't know about...
either way he was missing a nipple.
So the bartender just told me that there was numerous people who saw me having sex on the rooftop last weekend. +1
It was a new level of awkwardness and terror. The high schoolers you fuck in the summer should never introduce themselves to your mom and godmother
He was showing him the picture of the 40 year old woman he made out with in Florida, turns out Chris made out with the same woman.
Go her
Gregs sitting in the living room in his underwear hitting the bong watching a rob schneider movie. His lack of fuck giving is inspirational
Vaguely remember? You pushed George and two other fellas out the way to hug me, screamed gandalf before chugging your beer and smashing the bottle on the floor. I lolled.
he made a bon jovi sex playlist and started crying when "i'll be there" came on... how was your night?
Holy fucking shit the worst thing for a hangover ever--A FUCKING BOLLYWOOD MOVIE BLARING IN CLASS
I just went to cvs and bought condoms, handcuffs and a coloring book
I'm not gonna plow a chick in front of her 14 year old brother....
THREE MINUTES! THREE MINUTES PAST MIDNIGHT I STSRT HEARING CHRISTMAS MUSIC ON THE OVERHEAD PA SYSTEM!!!
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