we need to get ahold of those "sexting" teens on tyra. HAWT!
wasnt one 13?
So he saw that playlist i made with his name as the title. i think he's creeped out that I have 106 songs that remind me of him
The only thing that would make my night better is if William Shatner came and read me a bedtime story.
He invited you over for Super Sexy Saturday and Cosmos... I'm pretty sure that's gay
she got the salsa and pickles out of the fridge looked at me and said what can i make with this
God only knows how I ended up there doing crown royal shots to the titanic and insighting a bar wide shit fest when I asked the dj to play levels
So I did end up texting him last night... I asked him how he felt about haircuts... not sure where I was going with that one?
Tell me why I woke up spooning a hamburger like it was a teddy bear.
when you're a senior and the freshman guy you wake up next to asks who you are, you DO NOT give him your real name.
Also your Swedish friend who's name I don't remember is really good in bed.
*Norwegian
Woke up in a car, do you own a silver car parked a few miles form the house...hope so
I had a dream involving the worlds smallest pony, an asphalt volcano, and jimi hendrix. Never smoking 3 bowls before bed again
I told him I want him to read me my Miranda rights while he's fucking me. Act exactly like he does while he's on duty except with his dick out.
She squirted. We were both surprised. I'm that good.
By the time we got to McDonald's you were sharing a Big Mac with a stripper.
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