I have been thinking about it and I am really glad we decided to order helmets.
hey, when you wake up, search yourself on youtube
my sister already found it, were watching it right now. i give it 2 thumbs up.
Yeah sketchy neighborhood.. Some woman ran by screaming, "i didn't steal anything" as some cops rolled up and arrested her.
Disney World has no open container laws. Ohmygod this place is even cooler than it was when I was ten.
I just don't want to have to pretend at every family function she brings him to that he didn't hit on me first
No matter what I do you still love me. It's like loving a retarded kid. A retarded kid that keeps trying to sleep with you.
We were eating hotdog buns dipped in French onion dip in lawn chairs at 4am. That drunk
Ok- my dad's ex-wife's Irish nephew. Weird if we fuck or not?
Dude I'm at a Marijuana dispensary party. They are giving away BAGS of edibles
How do you keep ending up in these situations?
My dad is their accountant
You know your night is done when the police confiscate your bra at high school basketball game
Btw I have come to the conclusion that we really need to do it in a bed. Like at least once..
What is my life coming to that I have to cross state lines to get laid?
I just realized it's officially fall..I had sex while watching Halloween
Today is get drunk without showing anyone my penis day
i just woke up on the desk in his dorm with him snoring in my vagina. better than last week waking up to a different guy puking on my bare ass i guess.
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