All I've ever wanted to do in life is right
Maybe you should learn how to spell write first
everytime i listen to a chris brown song and like it i feel like i bad person
Sometimes, when I pour the powdered creamer in my coffee I like to pretend it's Colombian grade cocaine.
That's the kind of morning coffee a girl could welcome the day with.
i know this sounds kinda weird but his cock smelled like fabric softener. it was so refreshing.
She grabbed both of our dicks in the pool then said repeatedly, "this is my dream, this is my dream,"
Hey so I just want to get straight to the point it was me who ate the last cupcake and it was your sister who I fucked last nigt
well, the two that sent pics I've already been with, so at least its not just BAM HERE'S MY PENIS IN YOUR INBOX ENJOY THOSE MEGAPIXELS
you were yelling that somebody needed to take your bra off with such enthusiasm my first thought was that you were on fire.
I worked so hard to shave everything last night. EVERYTHING. He WILL be answering my phone calls. Otherwise he's passing up awesome random birthday sex.
How many stacks you been grindin gangsta?
omg mom no
It's so blood brotha crip what be good
I can not say for certain that I did not blow someone in the bathroom at the bar at some point.
I'm so hungover I can't taste anything
My knees are skinned from sitting on someone's face on concrete
I'm sorry I threw a frog in your car last night.
Has anyone heard from Jamie or has she actually just been having sex for 48 hours?
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