Got a toothbrush?
There's a technique?! I just slide my tongue around
I found my crush's facebook page. And his wife's. Apparently they are still in love. Of all the people to have happy marriages! Fuck, I'm depressed.
I never thought that I'd hear someone utter the words, "I need another studded belt." I was wrong.
She begged me for sex again. I felt like I was telling a homeless person I didn't have any change.
I thinking of taking all of the pics of his dick that he's sent me and making a calendar.
you called me and cried until i agreed to record a rap about our lives with you
she said she was living bicuriously through me.
Alright. I will breast feed the first person to get here.
your vagina must have magic restorative powers I feel rested and powerful this morning.
Spending Thanksgiving making a swinging profile brings the day to a whole new level...
I told my fuck buddy that I wanted one of his arms to take home with me to hold onto in bed and he was hurt that I didn't want to bring him, like as a person, home to my family. I feel like you and only you could appreciate this.
Woke up in a car, do you own a silver car parked a few miles form the house...hope so
I just named someones junk. I should not be allowed to talk to people.
there are LEGIT cum stains on my ceilling. ON THE CEILLING!! you tell me how the relationship was.
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