Brandon just fucked that chick! I tried to warn him but T9 said she had "puppy roses" instead of "pussy sores"
im dirt poor will suck dick for halloween costume
He's almost as awesome as vicodin.
Can i tell him you said that? Cuz i know that means a lot coming from you
I packed spaghetti and rum. But panties? Nah
The sun and I are not on speaking terms this morning
Also the McRib is back. Lets get high, dress like cowboys, and eat some McRibs.
YOU LET ME GO HOME WITH CREEPY RON JEREMY?!?
...and?
I hate when you're right.
I feel like I should throw some tampons around my workspace so everyone will know what's really going on
I bruised my dick hopping over that fence last night
Sorry. Not doing life today. Love to. But can't.
I am going to piss jack daniels before daylight.
Daylight. It is daylight. Who will give you a ride back?
I hope no one. I want to walk and have a bus hit me.
Today is a spill-drugs-all-over-myself kind of day.
Please note that in response to your post about your dog's jaws clamped hard around a stick, I did not comment, "Takes after his dad." You're welcome.
Two of my dealers just made friends at this party. Do you think one will be pissed if I buy from the other or should I just go 50/50?
besides the unzipped fly, the black eye and the toilet paper on your shoe you looked really sexy today baby!
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