He's not gay. He just has bad gaydar and he gaydared himself and was wrong.
if you don't start talking to me i'm gonna tell your gf that you said she tastes bad
I just googled how to quit your job and cause a big uproar at the same time....i tell you how tomorrow goes, i'm so excited....
Just lost my virginity while listening to rick astley. torn between horror and jubilation
The old saying is "its not the size of the boat-- but the motion of the ocean" is obviously for those on the "Small side." I am of the belief that "You can't churn butter with a toothpick"
You kept throwing bottles at the dorm across the courtyard and when anyone told you to stop you just said "who are you? Al Gore?"
Just had a stripper snatch my glasses off my face with her ass
I can feel the alcohol in my calves
All I remember is doing a naked tuck and roll of your bed.
Oh my god I'm so bored. The virgin is so disinteresting when I'm not trying to cum on her face.
Well she just peed in a pot and is now trying to boil it
If the world would stop letting me feel invincible I would probably stop doing this shit.
So feel off my bed lastnight into the trashcan. On the plus side i thought under my bed was a cave and i went exsploring
Every time you mention the threesome around him I will high five you. Do what you will with this information.
Thanks for supporting me through Robs retirement. I'm still in shock, but your dick helped.
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