YOu come back ASAP and we will do whatever you want baby
Ps what kind of horrible ppl are we that we both checked blackberries during sex and neither minded?
you opened the fridge, pissed on the food, fell over, then threw up on yourself. thats whats all over the kitchen.
She threw up all over when she was giving me dome. Not even gonna lie, it felt really good.
I don't want end up bound and gagged in the back of a van headed for rehab. Bound and gagged OK. Just not the rehab part.
Left for charity run at 5AM. Saw a pigeon eating last night's vomit and a pair of shame-walkers in high heels. Nature at it's finest.
Sharon took in a random bleeding stranger drunker than her, named her Nicole, and is feeding her jello shots on the toilet
I tried telling you she just blew me in the bathroom but you were too busy making out with her to listen
Yes, she did suck your dick in the bathroom to wake you up.
We're knee deep in HJ's right now.
He's a prodigy! It would be a service to the scientific community.
15 is 15
We're ordering chinese food so if you want to get on this obesity train answer me now.
I feel like I could get pregnant watching Zac Efron do yard work in this movie
You yell at me for being attracted to older guys and you're over here condoning murder
Saw a thong on the yellow lines of the street when I left this morning, are they yours by any chance?
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