you came home covered in oatmeal wearing a tutu holding a stolen wrotting pumpkin and "its a girl" balloons tied around your neck.you were whispering the lyrics to aaron carters 'aarons party'. i think the real question was what DIDNT you drink last night
So all semester this guy and girl have been talking, and today is the last class and we are doing nothing. I would have skipped but I want to see if he seals the deal or pusses out. It's like a season finale.
thankjk goddddn taco bell uis open htis lateee!
you do know it's eleven in the afternoon, right?
You were doing karaoke. Then you screamed "SHOUTOUT TO ADAM LAMBERT" and started making out with the very surprised looking guy next to you.
There're making snowcones with the leftover vodka from last night. This is not the time to be making up excuses!
I'm having a staring contest with a raccoon.
Where the hell are you
He's winning.
I walked in on her just letting her nose bleed into her friend's hands
somehow a sneeze triggered me puking over everyone in the car
I'm sexting at the thanksgiving dinner table...this is a new holiday tradition.
She sucks. And I almost hooked up with a clown last night
speaking of festive, i made out with a guy in a leaf pile last night. happy fall?
We got drunk and crashed a fifty year old woman's birthday party for the food. Whoops.
Nothing says "Happy New Year" like having to shit into a plastic bag.
Being drunk at Chick-fil-A is a dystopian experience
Can you dump a guy for having pierced nipples or is that shallow?
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