her name is jenna, so i wanna cunt punt her
that's how i am about ashleys and britneys
fine then we can just have courtesy sex i definetly won't like it
And he just showed me his vera bradley wallet...
This boy just came into class wearing sperrys and a polo but also carrying a longboard. I'm unequivocably attracted to his level of doucheyness.
I didn't have a rubber, but my dick had a date with a clorox wipe after we finished. I think I'm in the clear.
I just want you to know the floor between our rooms isnt sound proof "Captain Cock"
Russian roulette. Between salvia and weed. You in?
FUCK YOU MAN
Yes stubble LOOKS hot but factor in his shitty bj skills and I might as well have jacked off with apricot scrub
I'm 99.9% sure the people upstairs are using walki-talkies to talk to each other across the room. Too high for this shit
He did a line of coke off my stomach then flipped me over and smacked my ass. Then, while he was talking dirty to me, he told me he wanted to hire someone to clean my room. And that's when he lost his boner. Life is so hard.
We got drunk, we had raw sex and we discussed about the showrunner change in Doctor Who, in that order.
COCAINE AND SUSPENSFUL BBC SHOWS DO NOT WORK.
Just got my LSAT score...if you need me I'll be drunk in a ditch somewhere.
i'm growling thTa how much i wNn slwwwp.
save me some of whatever you're doing i'll be there in five.
I'm alone, 3 beers in, and cutting tshirts into belly tops.
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