Boner jamz table deep. plus bar deep. wiing waing.
I just had one of those nervous system things in my thumb...I'm pretty sure I have cancer.
There is an asian family here, I heard the mom call her son onyong
whatever sunny in Philadelphia does on Thursday nights, I'm doing all weekend.
between my moustache and how drunk I am it will be a miracle if I get laid tonight.
Vibrator and massage oils got stopped at security. Super.
Put your dick on his face to wake him up, dont worry its fine.
According to the bell hop, we stumbled in about 4 and then cannon balled into the pool.
Please come back. She just stuck her bloody band-aid to Zach's face, has a fire extinguisher, and is talking about tornados hiding.
you took the tequila shot and then procceded to eat the lime..we told you to spit it out but you just straight face kept chomping
Need your help. Dad's drunk and trying to build a still in the basement.
NM he's asleep in a pile of towels. They need to ease people back into Hockey Night in Canada.
He said that I started crying after sex because he was leaving to go back to Europe after the semester was over and I wouldn't see his dick anymore. This is why I need to stop hooking up with the exchange students.
Also I would love to pregame at your place if I weren't stuck at mine drinking laxatives
Is it bad that I have more guilt over drunk eating Doritos than hooking up with my ex's best friend last night?
Due to this morning's events my new porn name is Reepa Nipplov.
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