i want to fuck
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it's pretty self explanatory
You were running around the house with a purple crayon asking people to call you harold..
If i off myself, it'll be in a lobster costume in the hot tub with butter...
Apparently I climbed into a dryer last night and refused to leave... There are pictures to prove it
He yelled out my full name in bed...I felt like I was being scolded.
This hot topless Jamaican just ran down the st with me on his back and He was screaming "I be stealing yo white ladies."
I don't know if i should be jealous or worried... or question where you are.
WRONG DAY TO COME TO CLASS STONED!! WRONG DAY TO COME TO CLASS STONED!! WE'RE WATCHING BIRTHING VIDEOS!!!!
Sex-sore abs and my workout pants have gravel stains on the knees. It's like the workout of shame.
you took a picture of the hospital bathroom and sent it to me
Drugs are gluten free tho, right?
I'm sorry but the visual image of you suffocating on vagina is basically hysterical
The cat be actin like a 2:30 am poop is the time to tell me all about her thoughts and fears in life. No bitch, this is definitely alone time.
Is that a question you really want to ask or do you just want to tell you that I can't walk without feeling like my legs are collapsing underneath me
If it makes u feel any better my dick feels pretty tender dude
She thinks I cheated on her 10 years ago in a past life lmao
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