No, we're smoking outside. We're hot boxing the world.
some girl in front of me in class just googled "hungover+throwing up blood"
For Halloween this year I'm gonna go as Angelina from Jersey Shore. I'm gonna yell "umm HELLO?!," cockblock someone, then leave the party early
he had a TATTOO on his FACE. a tattoo on your face basically says "i've gone as far in society as i'd like to."
We need to get her some penis inspired head protection.
Can't show you right now as we are in public and he refuses to let me photograph his penis in a bar.
Hmmm just stalked him and according to his facebook he wants "whatever he can get." obviously he'd be open to the idea.
just when i thought i had forgotten how badthe sex was he comes across campus solely to say hi
We were sitting in my backseat and he just kept biting me and telling me we weren't at the zoo...
I haven't gotten it in awhile but since spring break is next week I'm willing to have a pregnancy scare if it means no bleeding through the suit
Yeah wouldn't want it to interfere with beach sex. Nothing should interfere with beach sex
Is it wrong I want to seduce my ex to prove the point to his current gf he's an ass?
In order to see him, he made me facetime with his penis, which he had drawn a smile face on. Getting laid shouldn't be this difficult.
College has done two things for me. Given me the confidence to blow my nose in public and shit in public
I put his pb&j sandwich in my bra and never looked back
My sex toys have been held in customs for almost a month now. They're British, what the hell?!?
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