That's why girls suck all the time. Blah blah nag nag drama drama buy me things but I won't touch your penis
im getting my college education on yahoo answers.
I'm going to come in a little later this morning....there's no heterosexual way to say this....$1 flip flop sale at old navy
He passed out on the floor and you kept hitting him in the dick and screaming "hammer of justice".
I do. There's a bald headed guy whose kinda hot. I might rub his head. I've only had 2 beers
he's my ex-boyfriend's best friend... he tried to make out with me to prevent me from hitting his friend. then they almost fought about it.
teach me your ways.
Im dating a 38 year old who's lap I can fit in. Tell me I don't have daddy issues.
Also. This Ativan makes me feel fearless. I think we need an exciting new hobby for when we take it. How do you feel about ghost hunting?
Drunkenly making hamburger helper. I just whispered "I can't wait to have you in my mouth."
One of my life goals was never to see an uncircumcised dick. I guess that's out the window now.
You know the sex was good when he had to ask which way was north before he left.
Are there edibles for sale in the Denver airport because if so bring those to my mouth
Had an orgasm and got a charley horse at the same time. It was a multi-purpose scream.
He's not put together enough to have that big of a dick
Next time you decide to post pictures of yourself in your underwear on facebook, please don't tag me as your bulge.. My mom spent 10 minutes looking for me in that picture. I had to tell her I was hiding.
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