i'm pleased to announce i can now open a bottle of wine with my shoe if called upon to do so.
Halfway through banging her I realized that she was playing a sex playlist on her iPod...first time actually having sex to R.Kelly's "bump and grind"
We're doing the donut challenge later. How many can we fit on his erect penis. Needless to say we get along well.
She's a virgin AND a minister's daughter. We're one schoolgirl outfit from the dear penthouse trifecta
I WILL MAKE A FLYING LEAP FOR YOUR DICK WHEN I SEE YOU THROUGH THE WINDOW
I thi k this dude I fcken showed up to the bar in a raisins shirts. I thought I was better than that. Fuckkkk.
I don't see how you can turn down creme brulee and orgasms
Just took plan b with my eggs and chai...homecoming got the best of me already
well when I said that I would ride his face until he ran out of oxygen, that's when I knew I shouldn't be around beautiful people anymore.
sorry for any reference made toward your boobs or making you feel pregnant or incapable of peeing. make it a wonderful day.
I am so horny that I an legitimately concerned for your safety when I see you tonight.
Did I just pee in the Taco Bell parking lot?
Yep. But do you remember wiping with my quesadilla?
I wish I just waited long enough to hate someone to fuck one
I cannot believe I am seriously having a conversation about my best friend's sexual prowess as a dream lesbian.
Dude my cat is eating sugar cookies with me. No joke. My cat likes cookies.
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