try this...when you orgasm scream his address including city state and zip...
and thats how i got kicked in the balls by micky mouse
you made me "pop lock and drop it" as a sobriety test last night..
I must say your penis is just as photogenic as you
I now realize that they made gum to take the taste of dick out of your mouth.
Woke up to the first three complete chapters of my new novel titled "If My Dick Could Talk" waiting for me on my laptop
i think he just broke into a bike shop his last text said something about hiding in some tree
What color suit is the proper "i banged the bride" attire?
Once you jizz in someones hat, you cant take it back.
To this day, I regret not having sex in the bathroom
I'm over being sad. I'm now onto thinking about all the ways in which he is a total fuckwaste
Do you feel better now that you've sent me a picture of your dick?
Yep.
I mean I'm completely serious and also drunk.
What a great combination.
I'm unsure if I could pee myself at this point in my life
Will exercising make me less horny?
Randomize
