He went through and tagged himself on my crotch in all of my facebook pics
we're at Rob's house and just invented the best drinking game ever....we are on Chatroulette and everytime we see a dick we all have to drink.
Just interrupted a freshman tour to ask where the sexual health center is. Figured I'd just give us all what we were really looking for.
we started pounding beers an hour ago to celebrate our personal snow day tomorrow. vodka shots for u of i's actual decision are on standby.
Somebody left a mini pitcher in the bathroom. Think its safe?
I miss eating meals at a table and having unprotected sex..
Beer and cheesecake and spinning in cirlcles why did you let me do this to myself
In either case, seeing now as it's basically two couples, unless we're planning to have a good old fashion orgy I think this isn't going to work out so well.
apparently, dueling with garden tools in Home Depot is strictly frowned upon
Had the best sex Thursday night then Friday night I met his girlfriend. The worst thing is we became friends like she gave me her number.
I haven't reeked of cheap beer and poor decisions in months. I officially hate adult life.
you licked my face then when I finally got you to the bathroom, mid puke you said you liked the taste of my foundation.....you weren't drunk at all....
I just fell and sprained my ankle in the shower. No, I wasn't having sex. I was doing the time warp. Again.
Why is there cereal literally EVERYWHERE?
It didn't follow directions.
Im drunk taking pregnancy tests with this really hot girl...i dont know what is happening
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