butt plug
anus plug
rubbish cock?
yes
you suck at this game today
I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
You discussed the Arab/Israeli conflict with the guy behind the counter at the Kebab shop telling him you supported his people. He was clearly Asian.
i feel like a lion cub that has been breast fed for years, and mom has left, and now i have to learn how to hunt on my own
champagne bombs. Yes, i think that is where things may have gotten out of control.
Today in class was pretty awsome. I dont feel like i have to throw up and im actually paying attention. This is a first for friday
I didnt realize my nipple ring fell out until he coughed it up.
im pretty sure while i was fucking her my dog was fucking her dog too
Why did I think it was so necessary to steal that rolling pin?
She gave 2 thumbs up when Nirvana came on the radio while blowing me in the bathroom
Just got our of the shower. I'm standing naked in front of my open windows cause fuck my neighbors that's why
i made the walk of shame wearing her booty shorts that said juicy on the back. i'm still counting it as a good night
The neighbor just yelled bring me back that big red alien penis.
The girl neighbor.
Should I wear my "kiss me I'm highrish" shirt for my drug screen today?
You can tell by the way he cuddles that he's got mommy issues
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