It's hipsters with their motorcycle cop mustaches, moccasins, douchey irony, and department stores to supply their independent conformity
Something's gotta give!
he likes ron paul.... that's all i'm going to say....
I wish Denzel Washington would coach my flip cup team..
I'm sorry you missed class, the topic today is copy and paste. I'm not even kidding.
Her dress is practically falling off. It must know I'm here.
That reminds me...we need to get swords
Did everyone make it back alive?
You say that with such hope.
Is that a no?
You can't be mad because the taco bell people like me and not you. I'm not the one that puked in front of them.
He rode my dog to the bathroom and wouldn't stop laughing once he got in. It was scary.
Well, I convinced myself I had a sixth toe and then I ripped it off. So I PRAY you're doing better than me.
Did you hook up with him before or after he shaved off half of his eyebrow?
I would like to dedicate my cray behavior this week to my uncontrollable hormones and wine. Both have totally Efff'ed with my life.
I woke up to a shattered My Little Pony garbage pail, a black eye I don't know how I got and no one will look me in the face. Fuck tequila.
She wants to have a threesome with Taylor Swift. I think this is the kind of love my grandparents spoke of.
It was a bad idea to take ecstasy with cats in the house. No animal likes being touched that much. Let me know how your eye feels tomorrow
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