Hey, kurt drew a penis on you and wrote my innotals. I had nothing to do a/ that.
He told me he was a psychology major, and I responded by asking him where he hid his vagina.
So many tools at one table, you'd enjoy my italian family
just added God to my list of friends who can only see my limited profile on facebook. its such a relief to know that He can't watch me fuck up my life anymore.
so went to the condom shack today. bought a condom that dresses up your dick in a suit...tomorrow im fucking in style
there are two kinds of girls in this world: my mom, and sluts.
It's a special occasion. Hence the 151.
Weer fine. went to buiy cigxs, but hes theonly one waering shoes. He caem out wti chicke fingers instead. whatecer, there th 8 dollar kind.
I wish men found my impeccable aim when spitting into the sink attractive.
I'll be there in a few.
I'M COUNTING TO FEW.
you're right. a strip only looks good in porn . mine just looks like a fucked up mullet
being serenaded is actually kind of awkward 2/10 do not reccommend
good news, i've got tacos. bad news, kevin's in the ER. more good news, the tacos were free.
sorry didn’t mean to call you, i was just trying to put the t-rex emoji beside your name
The only thing I remember is the 300 pound man breaking ur railing from sliding down it at 3 am. Must of been a good night.
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