we went to a bar last night, drank beer in plastic cups. I took pics w/a random kid i pulled into a photobooth & i have easy mac in my purse. I belong here.
thank you for a lively/lovely evening :)
should have blown me.
yo everyone went to the hospital last night
i hate always having to make my eye shadow look really good since my eyes always end up closed by the end of the night in pics
Walked girl from last night to car as gf was driving up. Got slow clap from neighbors.
I offered to buy ihop waffles for all the homeless people outside the metro. It was time to go to bed.
Oh no, we smoked the revival weed. It came in a Batman bag. It hit like justice. And orphans.
Hows the party lookin?
At a live sex show right now. Not sure about the employee party
I'm topless, wearing a fur coat, stink of sex, and eating dim sum. 2015 is off to a great start.
Hun your dick isn't big enough for you to be that lame and predictable
RICK BROUGHT THE HOT BARTENDER HOME. SOMEONE CALL THE FIRE DEPARTMENT, CUZ RICKYS ON FIIIIIIIRE.
lmao nvm she punched him in the face and left
It happend again, swimming on the floor... Vodka is my friend
No, not if I told them not to. they listen to me. I have a vagina.
There was a woman who drank mouth wash to get drunk during her supposed detox...this is def the internship for me!
Do you ever just admire your boobs?
Randomize
