There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
feel weird hangin out with you now that i've eaten your sister out
facebook friend requested him the morning after while he was still asleep in my bed, a whole new level of creeper even for me
He poured the shots. We did them together. I cheersd him out of the shower
There are work activities and non work activities and dunking my head in a bucket of ice water pulling it out and shotguning a beer is certainly not a work activity
I had a dream about masturbating with toys I can't afford.
My sex life and finances are equally in shambles.
Hold on. At Sephora trying to decide what despair smells like.
I forgot that places existed where drinking on Sunday is frowned upon. It's just so unreasonable.
The best part about daylight savings time this weekend is we get an extra hour to be fucked up.
I should be free tonight unless my 5 speed vibrator arrives in the mail today, than we might have scheduling conflicts.
Im selling my dirty underwear to pay for that cruise. NO JUDGEMENT . I love you lol ❤❤ also dont tell anyone
What, wait. You are not supposed to drink wine out of the bottle?
Change the sheets & put your dick in the dishwasher. I'll see you in an hour.
i should probably stop doing things just because i think they’re funny. i’m not going to.
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