can you buy anything in the cafeteria for less than $2? I spent the last of my laundry money on a chia pet
Just took my first sake bomb. I love japan
this guy is so high, he just ate half of a frozen blueberry muffin and half of a frozen poppyseed muffin, then proceeded to make a "hybrid poppyberry muffin"
theres always time to masturbate. my grandpa taught me that.
recycled a plan b box. kill a baby. save a tree.
He had me believing he was actually British until he came and used his real voice.
maybe volvos are so family friendly and safe because they're extremely uncomfortable to get fucked on.
Saying you need a hooker then asking me to have sex is NOT the way to get laid. Booty call 101.
If I'm going to risk life and limb to wear a Wings jersey to the Garden next week, the least they can do is win.
And the most would be ending up in bed with one of them.
What's Spanish for "I shouldn't have worn these underwear to work?"
Also topless tea is a thing that happens in our apartment. Ready yourself.
I knew you were cut off when you tried to order a "Phil Collins"
Xanax and full house Tuesday is now Percocet Sunday
2016 is coming through for me, I'm renaming it the year of great dick
Relax
It's hard to relax when a woman is waxing your asshole.
Randomize