He's not gay. He just has bad gaydar and he gaydared himself and was wrong.
apparently i'm not the first person wake up and realize she's ugly cuz i tore this house apart and there is no sign of my clothes
Yeah. she rolled up to the party on a unicycle then peed in the bushes. TA of the year.
You just kept yelling, "THAT'S THE POWER OF PINESOL, BABY!"
French people screaming and throwing stuff out the window. We told the manager and he's pissed and going up there. This is gonna be like cops. Maybe better than cops.
I dont care how drunk you were. Making a bet with MY husband at MY wedding that you could seal the deal before he could is ALWAYS inappropriate!
He's in the hospital yelling at his brother to at least have stuck something "normal" up his ass.
Again?
Ultimate Fighter Idea. You and I both have unprotected sex with the same girl in the spam of days. Whoever the child belongs to, wins and that child is the ultimate ultimate fighter.
How high are you?
Question: If I got in a car accident and lost my memory of us, would you work your way back just so we could be fuck buddies again?
I'm watching The Vow and just need to know that I'm loved in some way
So he just rolled you off his dick and fell on the floor?
I woke up with Pop Rocks stuck to my ass
Lol yeah. Because I just woke him up to blow him for being hot.
He wants me to fart in his mouth and is offering me SOOOO much coke. I'm stuck between a rock and a hard place. GIVE ME ADVICE.
Made out with sailor moon tonight. Childhood dreams do come true.
Fucker was flying a Bruins flag. He can pick up the dog's poop himself.
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