So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
Whoever said that a man can only cum up to 8 times a day is a fucking liar...or was never on adderall
When sleeping with someone new: should you hide the magnum condoms, or let him know what he has to live up to?
Its that time of year where we just drink more instead of dressing warmer
He won't let me have sex with him, but feels bad if I won't let him get me off. It is the weirdest, best, most confusing pseudo relationship I've been in.
craigslist free llama. are you in or are you in?
I am assuming I was his dirty Mardi Gras mistake and I can live with that
You would not believe how incredibly hard it is to climb on top of a three story apartment buildings roof from the air conditioning unit
You hit on my mom and then passed out in the kiddie pool.
Just had a shirt made that says "I'm sorry" going to wear it every sat and sun morning for the foreseeable future
I just want brownies and waffles and someone to lick my tits
it was good, but also weird. like, i came four times and then cried weird.
I mean, I Just Had Sex in 4 on her top 25 most played list. That's got to give you some indication
Im in my back seat in my own drive way with two beers left to shotgun and watching the sunrise. Am I over her yet?
She was from Wisconsin, she had great boobs... I mean... It's a dairy state....
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