You know how britney does the hair flip too much in her new videos? Thats me right now
Spring semester is just not the same w/o you
guy picked up a cops taser, thing shot him in the neck, he went down and pissed himself, cop started laughing and hasnt called an ambulance.
Um, yeah. You lit my birthday candles with a joint. Mom= not happy.
All I remember is saying that "fire will make it all better"
If I had a penis, I would stick it EVERYWHERE. I don't know what these guys are doing.
Just had a brita power hour to try to counter act all the wine i chugged last night.....fucking franzia
I'm pretty sure my lung is caught on my rib. And I can't feel the left side of my face. Best. Sex. Ever.
No we are not "bros" because I came out of my moms vagina& you went in there.
Will that be creepy to wake him up at midnight with my tongue all over his body??
you strike me as the kind of person who when they spill something on their lap they take off their pants and eat it anyways. right off the crotch seam.
When are you going to accept the fact he is gay?
Come on... He's just practicing.
Ok. That's acceptable.
I refused to call him anything but Drake eyebrows all night.
Im so glad I make morally wrong decisions. It's like the best worst thing I've ever done.
You left your pants here again. 4th time in a row. How can you walk home without pants?
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