The funny thing is... I'm about to go to the store to buy WD-40 and condoms... That's it.
And before you ask they are unrelated purchases.
There comes a time in every man's life where he has to shit in a catbox to prove a point.
Note to self: soco dudes get amusinly uncomfotable when I moan at the urinal.
We made a drinking game out of Project Runway. Gay guys are so fun.
God that barista is texting me bout his life like i care i mean dude just hook me up with free coffee thats why i gave you my number
They just caught the deck on fire and I ran out with cups off the beer pong table filled with water from the toilet. It was the closest water source.
You didn't know it was a gay bar until the 7th guy rejected you. You were crying because you thought it was just a bad night. No more for you.
I'm going to try to ignore the homoerotic subtext in that last question...
I'd recommend you leave that level of crazy to the experts. I'd start with an under appreciated soccer mom if I were you.
No. If I hated you would get none. Then I would eat them all in front of you and laugh at your tears. Although that hasn't been ruled out for entertainment purposes. Nothing purposeful.
A big toe in my vag is not foreplay.
My roomate had an hour long melt down about her life choices not realizing I was in the middle of having sex... So yea it went pretty horribly.
If it makes you feel any better they literally are drinking alcohol out of a toilet. They are serving drinks out of a nasty ass toilet...!
that is our friendship pylon, do not lose it
fuck you.
DO NOT LOSE IT
Just dropped the most perfectly rolled joint into the toilet I just finished taking a shit in, hadn't even had time to flush, 5 second rule?
No!
Randomize
