The human being growing inside of her was a mistake. Lets just hope the boyfriend isn't.
i have a feeling he has a nice dick. i can just sense it.
the $50 fast cash from checking button should just be retitled "8th of weed"
I got 70 on my final, or put differently, I got a "still graduating" on my final.
Pretty sure they aren't letting me back to karaoke night after I screamed "fuck every one of you tasteless hillbillies!!" because I felt they didn't clap loud enough for Jen.
I know this is random but to this day I regret not having sex with you on that atv on the top of that mountain underneath the American flag.
It's like you're a magic genie of bad timing
Just sucked a bong hit straight from my girlfriends mouth & pretended I was a Dementor. Life just 87% more like HP.
He was rocking just a diaper, shoes, and a gun. Sadly, I would still hit it.
Lets now bow our heads and think of girls with ex boyfriends who were great at fingering them. That's so sad.
It's official. I'm gonna fuck hot art class guy. But this won't be like hot Samsung guy. I'm gonna make sure I follow through this time.
I just masturbated in the tanning bed stoned. Best decision of my life
Holy shit, did you actually CHOOSE to get hit by the alcohol truck last night?
One day, I might be old and married wishing I could bang everyone... and that'll be a problem. So I feel in my heart it's something I need to do.
There way too many people in that club who have had their dick in me
Randomize
