They totally botched my boob job. My tits look like they're are winking.
suntimes in life you find a rare opportunity, mine was bonin my gf in front of the tv
I woke up this morning really drunk with my Christmas lights on and two owls in my bed.
we went through the mcdonalds drive through and you asked for a free sample of their fries to see how you liked them.
Why is my drynk life bleeding into my real life
can I share that I'd like to fuck him in my new car as a sort of car warming present to myself?
tanning, a slurpee, and a cigarette. spa day college edition
Eating a chocolate bar and crying over a cobweb. Life is beautiful and I love shrooms.
she stole my Timberlands and my Sublime shirt and left her heels and bra. this is war
he sent a dick pic to my best friends phone for me cause mine died lol pretty sure he was regretting that night outta town.
He just got out of surgery, almost died from shooting him self with an arrow.
Youre saying I should leave him? Have you seen the dating pool these days? It's terrifying, and in the capital region it's straight Norman Bates
because he's a firefighter, wouldn't sleeping with him be like saying thank you to the community?
I came home and drank a bottle of wine in the bathtub. I have AMAZING coping skills!!
the person she was housesitting for had a christmas card from charlie sheen on the fridge so we fucked on the couch and just slept in the bed
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