thank you for a lively/lovely evening :)
should have blown me.
he just put it in my mouth and said "go"
Me too. I'd like to spend all next summer high and drunk and riding ponies and boys.
Is it bad everytime a fat person orders fraps I want to tell them to slow their rolls
Just saw a baby with a T-shirt that read "I am the result of my mother forgetting to take her magic pills". I can't believe they make shit like that.
I just remember getting him back by licking the window on his truck.
I'm in a hotel full of Marines. I'm leaving here pregnant.
Ummmmm okay let's be incredibly straightforward. Hi there. My bed's at half capacity this evening. How'd you like to fill it up?
Why are you surprised? I've only ever liked older guys since I was a 3 yr old crushing on her pediatrician.
Decided I'm going to wear a shirt that says "I'm sorry" whenever we go back to that fraternity
He threw me over his shoulder and carried me outside, all the while drinking from the bottle of rum he was holding, while my ex watched. I'm winning the break-up.
Then he kissed my hand sensually and said "you're a Black Queen. Don't let anyone tell you different."
after last night, ive never not wanted to live so much in my life.
I party with great urgency now.
You're a brave, albeit stupid soul for wanting in on the fuckery that comes attached to my vagina
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