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i keep walking around campus wondering if anyone is as stoned as i am
Watching Fresh Prince at 9am with a beer in hand and he just said to Uncle Phil "Sometimes I worry that I'll never get my life together." I feel like that was a sign from above or something
No driving. The car is spinning. I am praying for mcdonalds.
just put an icicle in the bong. best/worst idea ever. i think i can taste global warming right now.
And the best part is that she's coming home to find that I completely shaved her dog.
On monday, while we were having crazy monkey sex, I earned $82. Vacation pay rocks.
And then he told me he just wanted me to hold his cock while we watched tv...
I woke up with a piece of pizza duct taped too my hand and a paragraph written on my chest. Good night is say
Just remember, Dont make worse choices than american flag pants to your own birthday party
she hacked my macbook and downloaded an illegal version of the original pokemon red, completely nude in my computer chair. there were several levels of hornyness existing all at once
Sounds like either a very good Friday night or a very bad Saturday morning.
How many fucks given?
0.12846
Also this just in, I think you could see my sequins underwear that say unwrap me through my leggings all day while I hung out with his family
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