I do no wrong. I am always right. Right? I forget why I am sending this. It seemed relevant.
I too understand the importance of cheesy bread
I just showed my boobs to our astate representative hahahahahahha
phil was outside the bar last night, sitting on the ground playing songs on a guitar hero guitar to people walking by for money...best version of free bird ever
i dont know what to do
with your life?
no, with my silly bandz, im already wearing 3
just asked if they'd gift wrap go-go taquitos for you at 7-eleven
I honestly didn't see the problem playing beer pong In the car on the road trip home.
Party was cancelled. Me and my dog are high as tits. Wanna go roam the outlet mall?
you stuck pieces of bread to your face with peanut butter and asked if it looked like you had a facial yeast infection.
ohhhh that's why they asked me to leave...
It's the happiest looking penis I've ever seen. It should have a top hat and a spectacle on and soft shoe across the room with a cane. He's a cheery little feller.
There really needs to be a redbox for wine because I want some but too lazy to walk into a store
lmao he sent me a snapped but i'm afraid to open.
i think i have dick pic PTSD.
She keeps comparing me to her favorite dildo and I don’t know if I’m flattered or creeped out
Well, if you do die, I'll bedazzle your coffin.
I a very close black and white picture of my slightly erect penis and I blew it up put it in an art gallery for a show coming up and somebody bought it for 30 Grand!!!
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