They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
If we keep treating our bodies like amusement parks we have another 10 years left at best.
so i am drinking whiskey and watching home alone 2 by myself. it turns out moving to a foreign country isn't all that different after all.
I just hotboxed my laundry basket.
I don't want to talk. I just want to motorboat those tits
You will not judge me for my made-up holiday of wine appreciation day
Wait, is this the kid that tried catching a bat in your backyard with a flashlight and a ball of tin foil?
He cheated on me in real life. I can cheat at words with friends.
Sorry about giving you those ripped gym shorts after my dog ate your pants, but after the awkard BJ incident I didn't plan on hearing from you again
You were crying and singing wanted dead or alive while trying to eat cold soup, I think that pathetic is an understatement
I whipped my shit out and she just stared at it with a mean face. It was like a face off in a heavyweight boxing fight.
Go forth my friend, but don't do any of that fruitful and multiplying shit.
There's just something so liberating about drinking a beer with no pants on
I went to watch porn and there's already 3 Santa videos. Happy November 1st.
wasn't that the evening we made out with the girls from the dental school, drank 3000 beers, almost had to beat up a guy at the strip club and James nailed some hot piece of tail and took her OSU windbreaker, which my dad went on to wear multiple times after finding it in the garage.
Yes. To all of that. Yes.
Randomize
