Double fisting Gray Goose bottles. We've officially ruined her.
I know this may seem inappropriate, but are you gonna bring any blow to the wedding?
Will you be topless? That will affect my answer.
Before you become official, we should get a hotel room and fuck our brains out. Sort of like a going away party for your penis.
When you awake you'll realize that your car is missing....just know that I had it and becuz of your car I hooked up with the hot bar tender that looks like that guy from bay-watch however I parked it in a loading zone and it was towed...that sex was TOTALLY worth it love you
He came up and told us to watch as he chugged his beer with no hands. Then asked if he could come drunk swimming with us.
He makes me want to shower. It must be love.
I'd be careful with that one, she got 86'd from the family dollar while SOBER.
I have meat and whiskey. will you bring condoms?
The teenager outdrank all of us. All. Of. Us. I woke up and she was getting everyone water and fruit snacks. I give up.
She'll feel so accomplished if she finally gets to bang me.
I'm pretty sure that waking up butt ass naked with a bottle of 151 and a note that said "I didn't want to wake you up, but thanks" proves I had a good time....god bless America
are you drinking tonight?
I have an exam tomorrow
so yes.
have you ever tried to puke in an automatic flushing toilet? impossible
I threw up soo much that I started crying. Then his grandma randomly came in and started rubbing my back...
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